me at home:i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(Source: innercitylights)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

men get into something not aimed at their gender:get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender:not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
kodiakthemighty:

estcequetuaimeslesexe:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous!

Holy shit…..

kodiakthemighty:

estcequetuaimeslesexe:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous!

Holy shit…..

dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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(Source: squirps)

schrodingersowen:

things people need to stop assuming that absolutely every adult person loves

  • sex
  • drinking

(Source: amal-albuloshia)